Baldwin, NY (October 25)-- The Anti-Grunge Council has issued a critical statement concerning yoga pants.
"The Anti-Grunge Council has been monitoring the situation with regard to yoga pants, and deems the following statement necessary and prudent: The Council hereby and forthwith condemns all forms of yoga pants worn under any and all public circumstances. We hold that they are utterly without redeeming social value and are to be avoided at all costs."